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  • [Crappington Elementary, day. The Kids arrive in the control room where Dr. Fraiser is waiting. Dr. Fraiser is at the see-through star chart drawing a line bisecting two red lines radiating out from the center. Puff, Teri, Rob, Zowie, Lance, Clyde, Toad, Maractus, Dwebble and Skipper look on.]
  • Fraiser: P5C-629 is located directly in the corridor the Goa'ulds used to reach our solar system. This is our best platform for the Seeker Project. Now, the theory is that a Goa'uld ship that magnitude should leave a footprint, even at thrust beyond lightspeed. So we're using the technology we already possess we can determine…
  • [The klaxons sound and everyone looks around.]
  • Waternoose: What the hell…? No one's due back today.
  • Teri (Sternly): Principal, it's about time.
  • Harriman: (Through the tannoys) Unscheduled Off-World Activation.
  • [The Kids head to the Command Console.]
  • Harriman (To Waternoose): We have an inbound traveler. No GB signal code.
  • [Guardsmen pile in through the blast doors and take up defensive positions before the Bridge. The iris is closed.]
  • Harriman: High alert. Inbound traveler is unauthorized. Repeat, Inbound traveler is unauthorized.
  • [Waternoose and his students watch and wait. Momentarily, the wormhole disengages and the iris opens with no indication that anyone came through. They continue to look on, puzzled.]
  • [Cafeteria, lunchtime. The kids are at table.]
  • Toad: That was the most freakiest time of my life, you guys!
  • Maractus: You can say that again!
  • Puff: Guys, I don't know but I'm really confused that the Groundbridge can't even get the signal from another planet.
  • Teri: Must be technical issues.
  • Toad: Good point.
  • Everyone: SHUT UP, TOAD!
  • Toad: Jesus Christ, Man! I'm only makning a point!
  • Zowie: But, there was no organic residue, but they did pick up a faint nuclear signature. Traces of iridium.
  • Lance: Iridium. That's the radioactive stuff we put in the Sagan Institute box on Cimmeria.
  • Zowie: You got it, Lance. I wanted it there so it would leave a very recognizable signature and…
  • Toad: Mashed Potatoes!
  • Maractus: Toad, stop being offensive.
  • Toad: Marry, I'm not being offensive, I'm explaining my version of the truth.
  • Rob: Truth is singular, Toad. Its "versions" are mistruths.
  • Toad: Oh.
  • Melvin: Wait a second! Weren't the locals supposed to give that box to…Thor? Whoever, whatever he is.
  • Skipper: We assume he's a member of the Asgard, an extremely advanced culture.
  • Teri: He is!
  • [The klaxons sound and everyone heads to the control room.]
  • [The computer monitor shows the MALP's Molecular Deconstruction in Progress.]
  • Zowie: The probe should be there…now.
  • [Harriman reaches down and presses a button. Images appear on the monitor. There are dead Cimmerians lying about the Cimmerian Bridge.]
  • Skipper: Those wounds have been caused by Rock Blasts.
  • [The MALP camera pans a bit and they see that one of the dead is Jaffa. The Jaffa soldier has what appears to be a bird tattooed on his forehead.]
  • Dwebble: Friend of yours?
  • [The monitor shows the destroyed mechanism of Thor's Hammer.]
  • Skipper: Clearly, Cimmeria is no longer safe from the Goa'uld.
  • [The camera pans and a fleeting image of a Cimmerian appears momentarily on the screen.]
  • Rob: Whoa! Pan right.
  • [The technician pans the area and Gairwyn is seen holding a dead Cimmerian and pleading with the camera. She cannot be heard.]
  • Skipper: That's Gairwyn! The woman who showed us around. She's saying something.
  • Maractus: Err...turn up the gain on the MALP's mike.
  • Gairwyn: (weeping) Please…The Etins have come. Please help us. Please…The Etins have come. Please help.
  • [Playground, day.]
  • [Lance meets his friends at the roundabout.]
  • Lance: Well, Cimmerians use the word Etin for Goa'ulds.
  • Teri: Do the Jaffa?
  • Lance: No, Teri. Just because Jaffa live on Cimmeria doesn't mean the call the Goa'uld "Etins". Anyway, Gairwyn said the Etins are there. For a thousand years Cimmeria was safe from Goa'uld attack. Then we show up and screw up Thor's technology.
  • Skipper: Lance Patrick is correct. The Goa'uld usually send an advance scout though the Groundbridge to determine a planet's worth and vulnerability. If none of the scout reports back, it is a deterrent to invasion.
  • Dino: The point is, the Goa'uld are there and the locals aren't exactly much of a match for them.
  • Puff: If we did screw up their world, we should take a little responsibility for fixing it, don't you think?
  • Skipper: The destruction of the hammer device to save my life may have caused this.
  • Puff: OK, guys, at noon today, we're going to Cimmeria. Why? Because that world is now dangerous and we need to give the Cimmerians a NEW Hammer!
  • [Wormhole]
  • [The Groundbridge is active. The dead Jaffa lies near the DHD. Puff steps through the event horizon, followed by the rest of the team. They look around the abandoned area.]

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