[Crappington Elementary, day. The Kids arrive in the control room where Dr. Fraiser is waiting. Dr. Fraiser is at the see-through star chart drawing a line bisecting two red lines radiating out from the center. Puff, Teri, Rob, Zowie, Lance, Clyde, Toad, Maractus, Dwebble and Skipper look on.]
Fraiser: P5C-629 is located directly in the corridor the Goa'ulds used to reach our solar system. This is our best platform for the Seeker Project. Now, the theory is that a Goa'uld ship that magnitude should leave a footprint, even at thrust beyond lightspeed. So we're using the technology we already possess we can determine…
[The klaxons sound and everyone looks around.]
Waternoose: What the hell…? No one's due back today.
Teri (Sternly): Principal, it's about time.
Harriman: (Through the tannoys) Unscheduled Off-World Activation.
[The Kids head to the Command Console.]
Harriman (To Waternoose): We have an inbound traveler. No GB signal code.
[Guardsmen pile in through the blast doors and take up defensive positions before the Bridge. The iris is closed.]
Harriman: High alert. Inbound traveler is unauthorized. Repeat, Inbound traveler is unauthorized.
[Waternoose and his students watch and wait. Momentarily, the wormhole disengages and the iris opens with no indication that anyone came through. They continue to look on, puzzled.]
[Cafeteria, lunchtime. The kids are at table.]
Toad: That was the most freakiest time of my life, you guys!
Maractus: You can say that again!
Puff: Guys, I don't know but I'm really confused that the Groundbridge can't even get the signal from another planet.
Teri: Must be technical issues.
Toad: Good point.
Everyone: SHUT UP, TOAD!
Toad: Jesus Christ, Man! I'm only makning a point!
Zowie: But, there was no organic residue, but they did pick up a faint nuclear signature. Traces of iridium.
Lance: Iridium. That's the radioactive stuff we put in the Sagan Institute box on Cimmeria.
Zowie: You got it, Lance. I wanted it there so it would leave a very recognizable signature and…
Toad: Mashed Potatoes!
Maractus: Toad, stop being offensive.
Toad: Marry, I'm not being offensive, I'm explaining my version of the truth.
Rob: Truth is singular, Toad. Its "versions" are mistruths.
Melvin: Wait a second! Weren't the locals supposed to give that box to…Thor? Whoever, whatever he is.
Skipper: We assume he's a member of the Asgard, an extremely advanced culture.
Teri: He is!
[The klaxons sound and everyone heads to the control room.]
[The computer monitor shows the MALP's Molecular Deconstruction in Progress.]
Zowie: The probe should be there…now.
[Harriman reaches down and presses a button. Images appear on the monitor. There are dead Cimmerians lying about the Cimmerian Bridge.]
Skipper: Those wounds have been caused by Rock Blasts.
[The MALP camera pans a bit and they see that one of the dead is Jaffa. The Jaffa soldier has what appears to be a bird tattooed on his forehead.]
Dwebble: Friend of yours?
[The monitor shows the destroyed mechanism of Thor's Hammer.]
Skipper: Clearly, Cimmeria is no longer safe from the Goa'uld.
[The camera pans and a fleeting image of a Cimmerian appears momentarily on the screen.]
Rob: Whoa! Pan right.
[The technician pans the area and Gairwyn is seen holding a dead Cimmerian and pleading with the camera. She cannot be heard.]
Skipper: That's Gairwyn! The woman who showed us around. She's saying something.
Maractus: Err...turn up the gain on the MALP's mike.
Gairwyn: (weeping) Please…The Etins have come. Please help us. Please…The Etins have come. Please help.
[Lance meets his friends at the roundabout.]
Lance: Well, Cimmerians use the word Etin for Goa'ulds.
Teri: Do the Jaffa?
Lance: No, Teri. Just because Jaffa live on Cimmeria doesn't mean the call the Goa'uld "Etins". Anyway, Gairwyn said the Etins are there. For a thousand years Cimmeria was safe from Goa'uld attack. Then we show up and screw up Thor's technology.
Skipper: Lance Patrick is correct. The Goa'uld usually send an advance scout though the Groundbridge to determine a planet's worth and vulnerability. If none of the scout reports back, it is a deterrent to invasion.
Dino: The point is, the Goa'uld are there and the locals aren't exactly much of a match for them.
Puff: If we did screw up their world, we should take a little responsibility for fixing it, don't you think?
Skipper: The destruction of the hammer device to save my life may have caused this.
Puff: OK, guys, at noon today, we're going to Cimmeria. Why? Because that world is now dangerous and we need to give the Cimmerians a NEW Hammer!
[The Groundbridge is active. The dead Jaffa lies near the DHD. Puff steps through the event horizon, followed by the rest of the team. They look around the abandoned area.]